FAQ'S

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I told you, FILLY. Your ears blown out or are you just stupid?

Anything parked will be presumed abandoned and immediately scrapped. Custom scrapping services by Scrapper J.

We buy pure, shrapnel-free, un-irradiated sand ONLY and are currently seeking black sand from pristine tropical beaches. Please remember all Wasteland sand is radioactive so if you came here from within 1,000 miles WE WILL NOT BUY YOUR SAND. Do not make me repeat this policy and do not show up here with bags and bags of radioactive sand, we will not store them for you and you will be fined if you leave them near here.

You cannot sleep in my half but you are welcome to plead your case with Barv.

There is an unstated 8% surcharge on anything you remove/receive from the shop physically upon purchase. You CAN arrange a "pickup" from a local courier you avoid the surcharge but the couriers also have hidden fees. It is up to you to find a courier who has fees you like. Also you pay a 27% "seller's premium" of whatever price we settle on if you sell me anything, so for example if we agree that I will pay you 100 caps for something you have to give me 27 back.

None of them are honest so you would need to "keep them honest" using force. We stock many fine force-inflicting items. I recommend paying the fees, it's reliably safer. Quickest way to walking out of here alive with your items clattering behind you tied to a rope.

We are not doing this here. Bring it in first we will go from there.

No

Some of the rocks we sell could contain trace amounts of water. You could buy the rocks and pulverize them. We do not currently have any rock pulverizing equipment but you can contact us and check back later. Yes I do personally have water but you cannot have any.

It is as fresh as you will find, I have no problem digesting it but I am used to it.

Yes, but we just pay the courier and WE DO NOT ISSUE RECEIPTS of any kind please remember.

For the right price I will give you whatever information I have. And for the wrong price I will just tell you what you want to hear and hustle you out on your way toward your inevitable failure.

You E-waste grifters are all the same. If there's all this valuable metal in th garbage you found, take it OUT of the damned headphones/old computer tower and MELT IT DOWN into a SHAPE that somebody might think is BEAUTIFUL. I am not a chop shop and my hands are too gnarled to use those tiny screwdrivers. For god's sake take some pride in your grift, you're pathetic. Think for ten seconds please before you darken my door again.

Good question! I don't remember.