CONTACT FORM OF LAST RESORT

I don't know from computers and Barv does all the checking at least til we hire the Elite Junk Marketer. We post every question anyone ever asks to the FAQ page, please check that before bothering us. At the moment our in-house courier has vanished into the Wasteland so all purchase inquiries go through Barv and Barv can't read so good so keep it snappy OK?